I Love Laverne Written By: Michael McKean I've heard it said, that life is dumb The things you want, don't ever come But that is not my prob-e-lem I'm in love with Laverne The pyramids, the pretty Sphinx A furry coat, made out of mink Compared to you, it really stinks I'm in love with Laverne And it's funny how you search How you search and search and search You search and you search so hard Search around the world Then you find your special girl In a basement, in your own backyard So, now I know that life's okay And every dog shall have his day So, that is why, I'm here to say: I'm in love, I'm in really truly love with Laverne